Free guide for UK small business owners
A free 30-day plan to get your business into Google’s local top three, with the exact ChatGPT prompts that do the writing for you. About an hour a week to start, then 20 minutes a week. No tech skills needed.
- The 15-minute health check that shows where you’re losing
- 9 copy-and-paste ChatGPT prompts
- How to get more Google reviews, legally
FREE 30-DAY PLAN · Get Into Google’s Map 3-Pack · AI Alchemist
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- Pop your details in.
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Everything you control, in the order that matters
- The 15-minute health check — Score your profile against the three businesses in your map, and see exactly where you’re losing.
- The setting most owners get wrong — It’s the factor local search specialists rate number one, and it’s free to fix.
- A week-by-week plan — Foundations, photos, reviews, then a 20-minute weekly routine you can actually keep up.
- 9 copy-and-paste prompts — For your description, services, review requests, review replies (including the tricky ones) and a month of Google posts.
- More reviews, legally — The ask that takes 20 seconds, and the shortcuts to avoid.
- Feed Google’s AI the right answers — Google’s Maps AI now answers customers’ questions about you. Make sure it says the right things.
Made for owners with customers through the door, not time on their hands
Salons · Cafés · Restaurants · Takeaways · Trades · Clinics · Shops
If local people search for what you do, this is for you. You don’t need a website designer, an SEO agency or a spare weekend. You need your Google Business Profile, your phone, and about an hour a week for the first month.
The honest bit. Nobody can guarantee you a top-three spot, and Google says you can’t pay for one. How close you are to the person searching is out of your hands. This guide covers everything you can control, in the order that makes the biggest difference.
From the training room to your shop floor
I’m Kieron Penrose. I spent 20 years training managers at Pepsi, McVitie’s and Cadbury, turning complicated things into simple steps busy people actually use. Now I do the same for small business owners and AI.
This guide is the plan I’d give a friend who asked, “How do I get into that map?”
Kieron Penrose — Founder, AI Alchemist
Quick questions
Is it really free? Yes. Pop your email in, click the confirm link we send you, and the guide arrives in that email. You’ll also get my emails with AI tips for small businesses, and you can unsubscribe whenever you like.
I signed up but haven’t got it. Check your spam or Promotions folder for the confirmation email. The guide only comes once you’ve clicked confirm. Still nothing? Try signing up again, checking the spelling of your email.
How long will it take? About an hour a week for the first four weeks, then 20 minutes a week to keep it going.
Do I need to pay for ChatGPT? No. The free version works fine for every prompt in the guide.
I’m a plumber with no shop. Does it still work? Yes. The guide covers service-area businesses too, including how to show your area without listing your home address.
Will this get me into the top three? Nobody can promise that, and anyone who does is selling something. What it does is fix everything you control, in the right order, so you give yourself the best possible chance.
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Most of your competitors set up their profile once and forgot about it. Don’t be one of them.
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