ChatGPT for Pub Landlords: 5 Prompts for Events, Reviews and Social — Done in Minutes | AI Alchemist
ChatGPT for Pub Landlords:
5 Prompts That Write Your Quiz Night Posts, Review Replies and Staff Job Ads — While You Run the Bar
You’re running the bar, managing staff, dealing with the brewery rep and trying to promote Thursday’s quiz night — all before 6pm. Nobody has time to write Facebook posts or reply to a 2-star TripAdvisor review at midnight. These 5 ChatGPT prompts do it in under 90 seconds each, from your phone, for free.
A word first on what ChatGPT isn’t for in a pub. Jeremy Clarkson famously tried to use AI to set pricing strategy at his Cotswolds pub, The Farmer’s Dog, and found the results wanting. AI is not your accountant, your pricing consultant or your stock manager. Leave the numbers to the humans who know your specific operation.
What ChatGPT is brilliant for is the written side of running a pub — the communications, the social content, the review replies, the job ads — that pile up while you’re focused on the actual job. Here are the five situations where it saves you the most time.
Prompt 1 — The Quiz Night or Event Announcement
Quiz nights, live music, themed evenings, food specials, sports screenings — every event needs announcing on Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp, ideally a week before and again on the day. That’s six posts per event, written from scratch, usually late at night. This prompt generates the whole week’s event content in one go.
"Write a social media event announcement pack for my pub. The event is: [describe — e.g. ‘weekly pub quiz, Thursday 7pm, £2 entry per person, cash prize for winning team, teams of up to 6’ / ‘live acoustic music from [artist] Saturday 8pm, free entry’ / ‘Bank Holiday Sunday BBQ, noon till 5pm, weather permitting’]. Create: (1) A Facebook post to go up 5 days before (under 80 words, warm and inviting, ends with a call to action), (2) A Facebook reminder post for the day before (under 50 words, creates urgency), (3) A WhatsApp broadcast message to send to regulars (under 40 words, friendly and direct). All three: fun, local, community-focused — not corporate events language."
Prompt 2 — The TripAdvisor or Google Review Reply
A 2-star review lands at midnight saying the service was slow, the food was cold, or the bar staff were rude. You know what really happened. But the way you respond in writing is what every future customer who reads it will judge you on — not the original review. A composed, professional reply turns a negative into a demonstration of how well-run your pub is.
"Help me reply to this review of my pub: [paste the review]. From my side: [briefly explain what actually happened — e.g. ‘we were understaffed that night due to illness’ / ‘we have no record of this table’ / ‘the reviewer is correct that service was slower than usual’]. Write a reply that: (1) thanks them for taking the time, (2) acknowledges their experience genuinely, (3) briefly explains context if it’s fair to share — not making excuses, (4) invites them back and gives a direct way to contact me personally next time. Under 100 words. Dignified, warm, professional — never defensive."
Prompt 3 — The Weekly Specials Post
Your specials board changes every week. Your social posts often don’t — because writing a fresh, appetising food or drinks post for every new offering takes creative energy most landlords have spent by Monday afternoon. This prompt generates a week of specials content in under three minutes, with copy that actually makes the food sound worth ordering.
"Write a short, appetising Facebook post announcing this week’s food or drinks special at my pub. The special is: [describe — e.g. ‘slow-cooked lamb shoulder with dauphinoise potatoes and seasonal greens, £14.95, Wednesday to Saturday’ / ‘guest ale from Thornbridge Brewery on tap this week only’ / ‘Sunday roast now available to book, choose from beef, chicken or nut roast’]. The post should: make the food or drink sound genuinely delicious without being over-the-top, mention the price or availability, and end with a booking or visit prompt. Under 70 words. Warm and appetising — sounds like a landlord who loves their food, not a chain pub menu."
Prompt 4 — The Bar Staff Job Ad
Pub recruitment is a constant challenge. A bad job ad attracts the wrong applicants and wastes everyone’s time. A good job ad attracts people who genuinely want to be there — and in a tight labour market, the tone and personality of the ad matters as much as the wage. This prompt writes a job ad that sounds like your pub and attracts people who’d fit your team.
"Write a job advertisement for a [bar staff / kitchen porter / chef / weekend server — choose one] position at my pub. Key details: Hours: [e.g. Wednesday to Sunday evenings, 5–11pm]. Pay: [£X per hour]. Experience required: [e.g. previous bar experience preferred but not essential]. What makes us a good place to work: [e.g. friendly team, consistent shifts, staff meals, tips shared equally, locally owned and independent]. The ad should: feel warm and human rather than corporate, give an honest picture of the role, and attract people who want to be part of a real community pub. Under 150 words. How to apply: [email or method]."
Prompt 5 — The Dog-Friendly or Feature Attraction Post
Dog-friendly pubs, beer gardens, live sport, family Sunday lunches, accessible venues — these are the features that bring in entirely new audiences who are specifically searching for them online. A well-written post about your dog-friendly welcome or your covered beer garden isn’t just a social post; it’s local SEO. It tells Google and ChatGPT that your pub is the answer when someone nearby searches “dog friendly pub near me.”
"Write a warm, inviting Facebook or Instagram post highlighting one of my pub’s best features. The feature is: [choose one — e.g. ‘we’re dog-friendly with water bowls and a secure beer garden’ / ‘we show all Premier League and Champions League matches on three screens’ / ‘we serve Sunday lunch every week, book in advance, families welcome’ / ‘we have a covered heated outdoor area open all year’]. The post should: lead with the benefit to the customer, paint a picture that makes them want to come in, and end with a clear invitation — visit us, book a table, or DM for details. Under 80 words. Warm, welcoming, local — not a tourism brochure."
The CRAFT Method — Why Specific Prompts Beat Vague Ones
Every prompt above is built on the CRAFT Method. When you tell ChatGPT your pub name, your audience and your tone, it stops producing generic hospitality content and starts producing something that sounds like your pub. That’s the difference between a post that gets shared by regulars and one that gets scrolled past.